Srilankan

Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and a sri lankan who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.

So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Next was the Sri lankan who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had lunch, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.

"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman and Englishman.

The Sri lankan replied "My watch is 1 hour slow(Delay) !!!!!"